Triumph Explained by Dalrymple the Working Clam

Dalrymple was able to make his way right side up. He could grok again. All he had to do was make it up the step onto the 3' x 3' porch. Oh wait. There's another step from the porch into the house. Jres left the screen door open so Dalrymple would not have to worry about opening the door.

So the clam thought back to the place where he realized so much. He was under water in some ocean working a back hoe. Of course they work under water too. He was busy one day making  the bossy happy plowing away at the earth work that lay ahead. He decided to work through lunch when he thought this wasn't so bad. yes, once i was a land walker like all the other uprights. He had an apartment and a job as a jeweler. Now I am this underwater sea creature. KRSNA sure does work in unknown ways. He was sure there was logical explanation to this slight mishap in the reincarnation process. So he kept working. Someday he thought, I'll show the world just what they made of me. Well I can only blame myself. I should have known better than to care about one little jewel. Better get back to work.

Dalrymple came out of his memory trance and remembered Mr Rose's invitation into the house. So he rolled to the step and simply hopped up to the porch and made a leap into the house to avoid the second step. He rolled on in and Jres laughed merrily like Santa Clause. "Amazing!" "Thank you," replied the clam, "I'll just park it by the sofa over there". So he rolled around the furniture and table legs and came to a halt by the end of the sofa where he was close enough to the television to watch. "i'll be right out with some goodies," said Jres Rose. "Fandando!", exclaimed the Dalrymple. He thought this is Triumph, I have conquered the possessed spirit.

Then Dalrymple said "Send me To Quahog.  They put me in not enough episodes of Family 
guy" --update 5/31/2017.  
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Marcus, did you drag Marcus into this.  I used to be afraid of this but not anymore.--update 2


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Here's a Potato Tip

We all know potatos are simple carbohydrates. In fact they are very simple ; essentially they are the worst kind of carbs. Remember the old thing about hot potatos. There's something bad about hot potatos. Potatos produce a lot of calories. When we have a higher intake of calories than what we can burn we produce fat, and fat sucks really something awful. We discovered that when potatos are allowed to cool all the way down they form a crystalline structure which acts as a  complex carb. Complex carbs do not break down as easily. So before you eat a cooked potato let it get cold first so you can reduce the calorie intake and still fell satisfied.

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People have been making a lot of negative comments lately. All over the earth frustration has eaten away at every body's mind and the positive outlook has disappeared. All my life the news has been the same. Shouldn't there be more human interst stories rather than same old dirty news we get? Why do they show such graphic images on television. I for one can not even watch the telly anymore. Well, not totally true is this. Sometimes there is nothing else to do.  When the remote control works, ya got to us the thing.The best thing is not to talk too much and think before you speak. Still, GaGa GooGoo sounds better than the possessed human who ate too much too fast.

Agriculture

Agriculture is such an amazing field. In them fields there are many a crop. One thing we know is that the development of agriculture probably occured in several places and not soley in one country. Farming is widespread. Western Asia, Egypt and India are among the earliest sites for agricultural related activities. The Americas and parts of Africa also consists of peoples in the farming areas. Some of the earliest crops were wheat, barley and chick peas. Irrigation was always an issue. People had many thoughts. How do you control the water from going where you don't want it?  Where do I cultivate lands so I can get a steady stream of water? Is the flood season finished. That idiot built his house in a flood plain. What did I do with my plow? Somebody ate my ox. There is nothing easy about farming. One has to spend the whole day doing the necessary prep work for making the ground fertile, seeding, pest control, irrigation, weed control , harvesting and transport. In the ancient times good labor was hard to come by. A "farmer" had to do it all on his own. These were after the days of hunting and gathering. Here's a cool publication Amber Waves